But I am not Wanda, Mary Ann, or Earl. Not even the restrain order signing judge. Barely the Dixie Chicks. Maybe Dixie Chicken. Or Strawberry Jam. Too sweet when you were expecting it, too tart when you weren't. Messy and too 粘 for anybody's tastes. . Time travel or invisibility. Right now, I would love for some invisibility so that I don't need to attempt invincibility.