Ah. It is that time of year again when it is acceptable for people to prepare teary-eyed speeches of opening doors, taking flight, and many other cliched metaphors. But, of course, it will always be culturally appropriate to wish young adults good luck with the cold cruel world. Even if they're still going on to be students for the next seven years of their existence. In anycase, like the rest of the American populace, may I wish good fortune upon those who, like myself, are graduating in the almost apocalyptic year of 2011. May all the doors, fences, gateways, windows, and any other entryway that may stand in your path open to you at the most inconvenient time right as you are giving up and planning to go around. Yeah. Good luck to us all. We'll probably need it.