Ah. It is that time of year again when it is acceptable for people to prepare teary-eyed speeches of opening doors, taking flight, and many other cliched metaphors. But, of course, it will always be culturally appropriate to wish young adults good luck with the cold cruel world. Even if they're still going on to be students for the next seven years of their existence. In anycase, like the rest of the American populace, may I wish good fortune upon those who, like myself, are graduating in the almost apocalyptic year of 2011. May all the doors, fences, gateways, windows, and any other entryway that may stand in your path open to you at the most inconvenient time right as you are giving up and planning to go around. Yeah. Good luck to us all. We'll probably need it.
And other things. Hammurabi's for my etymology paper. The other things are for my friends. It's my genius fault, really. I REALLY want to make a parallel between the hit show Friends and my, well, friends. But we soon realized that the pool of characters wasn't enough to cover all of our friends. So, we started collecting more characters from TV show, cartoons, movies, books. Maybe what we need is our own original series. Too bad we don't have an objective third person to use as a narration device. I, as challenged by one of the said friends, will simply serve as the writer for now (let's ignore all of my emotional, delusional. and hormonal baggage that all of my imaginary audience is familiar with from previous posts). Let's start off with the easy ones... _____________________________________________________________________________ Coach Coach - Nick Kent if you're well-versed in the world of sports blogs - as I like to call him, has been a class...
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