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As college tuition and the associated bills have turned my face into that of a gigantic, grumpy toddler, I have realized that I do not have a current "go-to" website or blog to forcefeed myself some comedic relief. I used to visit Dear Blank, Please Blank on a regular basis until it started to become more moralistic and less sardonic online humor. I was also a big fan of Grouchyrabbit, one of their other sites, when it first started up (I sound like such a hipster). Once their posts started to repeat, I really lost interest. After I got into anti-jokes a few months back, I realized that anti-jokes are meant to be told in person by a sort of dead-pan gracefulness. For now, I shall just leave my online existence in a slightly less bitter mood since I have found Ewan McGregor's old Scots joke.

Two Scotsmen are walking down the street and pass a local bakery. The first man looks in the window and turns to ask the second man, "Is that a cake or a meringue?" To which the second man replied, "No, it's a cake"...
Didn't get it? Obviously there is not a small Scottish man in your head reading this joke aloud for you.
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