Happy Mother Fucking Valentine's Day

Bitter? What makes you think that?

To anyone who is spending the day either with or thinking of their significant other, cheers to you.

Everyone else is welcome to join me in the stoning of happy couples (read: in my head). Don't mind me. I will just be blasting 2NE1 in the soundtrack of my life and strutting in the hallways. Almost forgot to mention the little red haired girl (see: Peanuts) - except there is really no reason to mention her at all, as I am no one's little red haired girl. I don't have a little red haired girl either. Never mind.

Can't stand the saccharine sweetness in the air? Hold your breath, close your eyes, and stumble about from point A to point B. Good luck. We are going to need it.

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