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Because watching chick flicks can make you feel that way.

(Rounded up, my time here on Earth will be two decades soon. So I panicked. As it is in my nature. There are so many things that I want to do, but I wonder if I have the conviction to do anything significant. (Wuuussssss.) Blah blah blah general fears and such - complaining to maternal unit of how afraid of being alone I am and never reproducing and the usual things that I detest talking about with her. Should probably set some goals or something. Can I be Park Bom by my mid-twenties? What the hell am I doing.)

Summertime is flying by with the clouds of humidity and mosquitoes. Off to spend time with la famille and recover by my usual comfort methods: listening to my music and tidying up.

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Hammurabi's Code

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30 Day Drawing Challenge - Day 2: Favorite Animal

My darling Bonbon the Chihuahua. Who is more bark than bite. Who hates small children. Who is my favorite 跟屁虫. Who is a small dog in the land of giants. Who does not shiver or have weird body proportions because she has more dignity than your average Chihuahua. Love of my life.

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