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Apparently, cheerleaders and my grandmother both have this habit of folding their shirt half up, exposing their navels. I imagine that they do this for very different purposes - clearly, cheerleaders are trying to cool down during sweaty practices, and my grandma wants to show off her navel (Yew gross. I barely came away from that joke with my life intact).

In my family, cursing is an occasional occurrence. However, the bigger your dilemma is, the quieter and more prolonged your whisper of "shit' is.

Drop a spoon onto the ground? shit
Drop a plate that crashes into a kajillion pieces? shhhiiiiiiiit
Leave your wallet at home after leaving 10 minutes ago? shhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

 Got my ass handed to me by a very short and sweet quiz today. shiiiiiiiii-
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