If it is indeed called Facebook, then I shall only friend you if I wish to observe your face. Otherwise, it is and should be remembered as completely acceptable for me to reject your offer of friendship as if I was friendly acquainted with you, unfriend you after realizing that I do not wish to further gaze upon your visage, or to mark you as spam on my news feed. This should not make me a cruel and bitter person. Fact: I am only as cruel and bitter in the sweetest and most reasonable manner, if I do say so myself. There should be no reason for you to force yourself to befriend people on Facebook whom you do not enjoy accompanying in real life. So stop telling strangers "ZOMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" when you clearly are not familiar with then in real life. You are adding to your pretentious air that you genuinely appreciate them and celebrate in the anniversary of their birth. Cynical? Perhaps. Or perhaps you are just faking nice.
Oh poo. Don't look so down. Here's a joke.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
To
To Who?
Surely you must mean To whom?
(courtesy of QI)
Oh poo. Don't look so down. Here's a joke.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
To
To Who?
Surely you must mean To whom?
(courtesy of QI)
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