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Little Old Me

As I pack away my sweaters and cardigans, I cannot help imagining the anxiety I will face away from my home and family. At college. By myself. Alone with thousands of others. Will I completely lose all of my social capabilities? Or perhaps by some twisted act of fate, I may rise to the peak of social life. To anyone else who may feel a smidgeon of what I currently face, let's just think back to all of these speeches (see: Cue Pimp and Circumference) that we thought to be cliched and cheesy. Let us disregard the cliches and cheese to entertain the words of strength, encouragement, and confidence. May your footsteps be steady and your endeavors successful.

Alright. Enough optimism. I am going back to my Opera station on Pandora. Good night.
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  1. JasmineAugust 28, 2011 at 7:02 PM

    you're hilarious :)
    i love you so much i will camp outside your dorm and watch you sleep.
    that is all.
    :)

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