Scurry, Sniff, Flinch

Watched the Portlandia episode of The Simpsons, and mygoodness that is exactly what Austin is like. And I feel like Marge ALL THE TIME. Except you know, not being threatened by Nipple Nazis about breastfeeding. More on the scale of Bart, but by girls - if that makes any sense. On the plus side, I did watch a Community promotion for Huluplus, and it made my heart swell I may have released a squeal or two. No shame in any of that.

I wonder if all the cool kids have to shower and put on pants much more often than I do during school holidays. Actually, I know that they probably do because of photographic evidence on Facebook. Well - HA that just sucks for them. To not know the glory of rolling around all day doing nothing wearing whatever the hell is comfortable, warm, somewhat and clean enough in the private nest of your own home is a sad thing. Indeed my bedroom looks revolting, but my home is rapidly blossoming into a cool, classy place because I do nothing but clean and rearrange everything in the common areas. That was a terrible segue. (apparently I've been thinking that it was 'segway' for a looong time. How embarrassing. And hilarious and anecdote-worthy. Although, I have no filter and think that everything is anecdote-worthy.)

Aaaand cue the dread of returning to dealing with people. I think it is physically manifesting itself as scabs and bruises on my person. Although that's normally what happens when it comes to presenting myself to people I wish to look like an acceptable human being in front of. Murphy's Law.

(P.S. No topbom interaction at the Gayo Daejun. 14 year-old self is squirming with tears and temper tantrums. Actual self is not far from the same state. Also, it's totally legal for me to be dreaming up the possibilities of Yanggaeng and Bom, right? Buuuut haven't found evidence of anyone else doing the same online. Maybe people need some time to process after the dorbz rehearsal picture...IF ONLY SEXY LEE HAD NOT RUN OFF TO ENGLAND. I THINK.)