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Feel Your Buttocks Touching the Floor

After only two hours of dance the night before and an hour and a half of yoga yesterday, my body has decided to boycott properly functioning. But - I did I feed it late last night, as per its wishes. No clue on whether or not my body really wanted puffy Hot Cheetos a couple of hours before going to bed. Even rewarded myself for finishing most of my work early this week with (copious) amounts of QI (David Mitchell episodes). Note: People who I found mildly interesting or talented can easily become fascinating and adorable after appearing on the Graham Norton Show - especially Miranda Hart, Adele, Brooke Shields. (The Animated One reminds me of a less homosexual version Norton).

I can't wait for Roomie to take her Big Professional Career That Determines Many Things: Episode I this weekend so that I can throw all of my personal problems at her. Because I adore her, that's why. No - it's really because I'm neurotic and enjoy indulging in the same mistakes over and over again. Example: cutting my nails too short before I let them grow too long.

When will 2NE1 return... I guess I shouldn't be too concerned because they always come out with just the right music for each of my crises (Marching Band Leadership - Fire & Pretty Boy, Fiascos From a Fresh Year: Can't Nobody, Ugly, Lonely, (to a lesser degree) Scream, and Dancing on My Own. Last one's not 2NE1, but it was such a crucial theme song that it deserved a mention).

Let's tell the vomiting stories next time. And talk about Valentine's (as per tradition).
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