surprise. surprise. SURPRISE!! another little girl has created a blog on the world wide web to vent her so called "stress of everyday life". actually, i'm not a little girl, so creepy pedo-bears, back off. now. for your own safety. i am here mainly to talk about things that i want to talk about to an imaginary audience (i guess its to keep me sane, but the more i type, the less sane i sound). if there really is an audience one day, fantastic~, i have managed to lure in some suckers. if not, yeah, i probably saw that one coming. this blog is also here because i can't really/don't like keeping a journal. it makes me sound like a 3rd grader. so in summary, to conclude, as i wrap up (that's right, i'm repeating myself, being redundant, and not writing concisely since this isn't your messed up little classroom), welcome to the home of the enslaved and cowardly (in case you didn't get it, it's a spin off the words "home of the free and the brave", b/c i don't feel free or brave. the end
And other things. Hammurabi's for my etymology paper. The other things are for my friends. It's my genius fault, really. I REALLY want to make a parallel between the hit show Friends and my, well, friends. But we soon realized that the pool of characters wasn't enough to cover all of our friends. So, we started collecting more characters from TV show, cartoons, movies, books. Maybe what we need is our own original series. Too bad we don't have an objective third person to use as a narration device. I, as challenged by one of the said friends, will simply serve as the writer for now (let's ignore all of my emotional, delusional. and hormonal baggage that all of my imaginary audience is familiar with from previous posts). Let's start off with the easy ones... _____________________________________________________________________________ Coach Coach - Nick Kent if you're well-versed in the world of sports blogs - as I like to call him, has been a class...
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