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okay so within 24 hours of my last post, apparently jae beom has left 2pm because of the stupid anti backlash business going on. as much as i would love for him to return to 2pm as their one and only leader, i know that i am just being a greedy and selfish fan. whatever decision is made, i guess it's not really mine to make...plus, the anti's shouldn't even be merited with a response b/c they really don't deserve one. i mean honestly, who starts an online petition asking for someone to commit suicide. i think i saw that on dr. phil once, i'm pretty sure it's called cyber-bullying, but hey in korea they call it "petitioning". so, i've pretty pooped all day about that. i don't know why i'm here when i should be studying rhetorical devices for a timed writing (because measuring how well someone can spew out information in 40 minutes is the best way to decide their academics) and writing a fake cover letter for my fake resume (as weird and sort of twisted the project is, i kind of enjoy being a graduate of harvard and johns hopkins...obviously, i have been to neither. so last topic for tonight (for now), is not-eating a sign of self-control or of an eating disorder...?

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